Y`all should come to Amerivespa

Howdy from America. This year Amerivespa will be in Portland OR from May 30 through June 2. We are planning a kick ass time, from over $25,000 in raffle prizes and win a 1952 Fenderlight, to a tour of Portland`s finest TITTIE BARS!! For info, log on to: www.amerivespa.org

if your payin the airfare count me in.so,about these tittie bars how many how much can you touch without getting thrown out,do they do „extras“,is the beer free(as its pissy american wee wee) can i bring my mum,will my dog like it,how do they get those ships into those little bottles,do i need psychiatric help,wheres my medication,nurse!nurse! the monkeys are comin to get me heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!