Lustiges und Kurioses

So, hier mal ne Ecke für alle lustigen und kuriosen Sachen.

Ich fang mal an, heute hat mich eine E-Mail von einer Stewardess erreicht, wie so in anderen Ländern Sitten und Gebräuche sind.Es wird doch gerade im Wirtschaftkrisen Treat über neue Jobs diskutiert.Da fände ich Guam ganz angenehm,[IMG][/IMG] aber lest selbst:

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation ..

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner

(Ah! Justice!)

To pless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.

(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(Did our government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I=2 0had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will
be in Guam!!

Die Tankstellenkette BMV hat heute ihre Preise gesenkt, hab gleich mal vollgetankt!







Ich muss nach Guam! Was muss ich vorweisen um dort einzureisen?

ohh lol, das Baby ist ja geil - so nen Shirt kriegt mein Baby dann auch!


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